12 September 2006

Unbreakable, Dungeons & Dragons, Ronin & The Glass Shield


Unbreakable

         Thriller. Bruce Willis & Samuel L. Jackson 2000?

        A slow start, slow middle & slow end. No plot.

        Moral of the story: Some Americans will do anything.

        Rating: Three yawns

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


Dungeons & Dragons

         Adventure. Justin Whalin & Marlon Wayons 2000?

        Star Wars in the Middle Ages. A bit long at 0ne and three quarter hours. Comedy rating 1.1

        Moral of the story: A man just can't hang on to his rod.

        Rating: Average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


Ronin

         Action. Robert DeNiro & Jean Rene 1997

        A heist with complications. Starts out more believable than most. A bit long at two hours. Comedy rating 0.25

        Moral of the story: Never kiss your business partner.

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


The Glass Shield

         Drama. Michael Boatman & Lori Petty 1994

        A black rookie cop in an all white sheriff's station. Unfortunately it has no ending. A tiny bit long at one and three quarter hours.

        Moral of the story: Can you trust your back up?

        Rating: One yawn

        Rent it? There are worse

        Buy it? No


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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.


Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it

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