25 September 2006

Pearl Harbour, Her Alibi & Nina Takes a Lover

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Pearl Harbour

        Drama. Ben Affleck & Kate Beckinsale 2001

        A love story interrupted by some good special effects. Tiny subtitles. A bit long at 3 hours. Comedy rating 0.25

        Moral of the story:  Never miss an opportunity for propaganda.

        Rating: Quite average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No



Her Alibi

         Comedy. Tom Selleck & Paulina Porizkova 1989

        A writer who needs a story spots a girl in gaol. Comedy rating 7.1

        Moral of the story:  Never point a loaded bow at your own backside.

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


Nina Takes a Lover

        Drama. Laura San Giacomo & Paul Rhys 1995

        Nina takes a lover while her husband is away. A bit slow. Comedy rating 0.81

        Moral of the story:  You never know what you will find in a pair of nickers.

        Rating: Quite average

        Rent it? ???

        Buy it? No




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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.

The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.

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