Chain of Command, The Game & The Lost World Jurassic Park

Chain of Command

         Action. Patrick Melon & Roy Scheider 1999?

        The President meets with a friend. Another good bit of violence based on illogical premises.

        Moral of the story: Always have more than one football.

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


The Game

         Thriller. Michael Douglas & Deborah Kara Unger 1997

        Your stupid enough to pay to play a game that you now nothing about. You don't know the objective and you don't know the rules. Long at 2 hours. Comedy rating 0.25

        Moral of the story: Never trust the waitress.

        Rating: Average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


The Lost World Jurassic Park

         Action. Jeff Goldblum & Julieanne Moore 1997

        More dinosaurs for fun and profit. Scientists two, Capitalist Pigs zero. Too long at two hours ten. Comedy rating 0.47

        Moral of the story: Maybe there is a reason Rolf Harris didn't record ' Tie My Dinosaur Down Sport'.

        Rating: Quite average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No




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