Red Planet, Men of Honour, Jurassic Park, Doomsday Gun & No Code of Conduct

Red Planet

         Sci-Fi.  Val Kilmer& Carrie-Anne Moss 2000

        A ship is sent to Mars to discover why the algae died (don't ask). A bit long at one and three quarter hours. Comedy rating 0.29

        Moral of the story: Don't turn the red planet green.

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


Men of Honour

        A drama. Robert De Niro & Cuba Gooding Jr 2000

        The story of the first black US Navy diver. Long at two hours.

        Moral of the story: If your stuborn enough you can do almost anything.

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


Jurassic Park

         Action. Sam Neill & Laura Dern 1993

        Dinosaurs for fun and profit. I wish they would tell actors how to use a shot gun, before giving them one. Comedy rating 1.5

        Moral of the story: Never trust a fat programmer.

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


Doomsday Gun

         True Stories. Frank Langella & Kevin Spacey 1994

        The story of Iraq's super gun. Watch the government double dealing. It does vary in detail from other accounts.

        Moral of the story: Never trust a fat dictator.

        Rating: Average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


No Code of Conduct

         Action. Sheen & Sheen 1999

        A cop story. Plenty of shooting. Comedy rating 0.67

        Moral of the story: Never trust a fat cat.

        Rating: Average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No




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