14 September 2006

Exit Wounds, A Perfect Murder & Judgement Day

Exit Wounds

         Action. Steven Seagal & DMX 2001

        Plenty of excellent action. Just believable cars chases. But unfortunately some quit unbelievable shooting. Not really up to Steven Seagal's normal standard. No female interest. Slightly long at two hours. Comedy rating 1

        Moral of the story: T shirts can be expensive

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


A Perfect Murder

         Thriller. Michael Douglas & Gwyneth Paltrow 1998

        How not to murder your wife. Flat in the middle and a little long at one and three quarter hours.

        Moral of the story: It's not over till the gaol bird sings.

        Rating: Average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


Judgement Day

         Action. Suzy Amis & Ice-T 1999?

        Standard type action scenes, you know nearly believable. Armageddon is coming and extremist Christians imprison the only person who can save the world. Comedy Rating 0.3

        Moral of the story: You haven't lived till you've tried chicken and waffles.

        Rating: Average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No



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The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.

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