Van Helsing, Mystic River & Speed

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Van Helsing

        Drama / Horror (V). Hugh Jackman & Kate Beckinsale 2004

        A Count Dracula derivative.

        Moral of the story: The church of rome has a lot to answer for.

        Rating: Ejected it

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


Mystic River

        Drama (V). Sean Penn & Marcia Gay Harden 2003

        Three boyhood friends meet again because of a murder. Slow.

        Moral of the story: Maybe Clint should stay away from directing.

        Rating: Three yawns

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


Speed

        Action (V). Keanu Reeves & Sandra Bullock 1994

        A Bomber takes a dislike to two policemen. Good sound and special effects. Comedy rating 6.84

        Moral of the story: Busses can fly!

        Rating: Eye popper

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? Yes



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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence

The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.

The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.

Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it




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