The Order & Gettin' Square

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

The Order

        Action (V). Jean-Claude Van Damme & Sofia Milos 2001

         Jean-Claude plays Indiana Jones. Some good chases.

        Moral of the story: Israeli police womans' shirt buttons just can't stay done up.

        Rating: Quite average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


Gettin' Square

        Comedy (S). Sam Worthington, Freya Stafford 2003

        Bent cops and robbers. Very slow, picks up at the end. Comedy rating 3.01

        Moral of the story: Eating the evidence is a viable alternative.

        Rating: Two yawns

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No



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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence

The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.

The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.

Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it



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