11 November 2006

The Bachelor & The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

The Bachelor

         Comedy? Chris O'Donnell & Renée Zellweger 1999

        Standard romantic comedy plot # 5. Boy meets girl, boy proposes to girl, girl tells boy to f.....off. Slow at just under 2 hours. Comedy rating 1.67

        Moral of the story: many US brides are very opinionated.

        Rating: Quite average

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

         Fantasy. Sean Astin & Miranda Otto 2003

        Frodo stumbles on. Still no Tom. Comedy rating 1.05

        Moral of the story: Bow to no one.

        Rating: Eye popper

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? Yes



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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.

The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.

Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it



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