Under Siege 2 Dark Territory, Lara Croft Tomb Raider, The Insider & Joyride

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Under Siege 2 Dark Territory

         Action. Steven Seagal & Katherine Heigl 1995

        Satellite hijacking for dummies. Comedy rating 1.0

        Moral of the story:  Don't put both keys in the one pair of knickers.

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? Yes


Lara Croft Tomb Raider

         Action. Angelina Jolie & Iain Glen 2001

        A poor man's Dark Angel. Actions scenes the equal of early westerns.

        Moral of the story:  Hype tells you nothing.

        Rating: Three yawns

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


The Insider

         Thriller. Al Pacino & Russell Crowe 1999

        A story about the truth, money and cigarettes. A bit long at two hours and forty minutes. Comedy rating 0.19

        Moral of the story:  Big money will get you.

        Rating: Average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


Joyride

         Action. Tobey Maguire & Amy Hathaway

        Some teenagers go for a joyride in a killers car. Slow.

        Moral of the story:  Always cleanup after yourself.

        Rating: Three yawns

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No




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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.

The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.

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