Red Planet, Men of Honour, Jurassic Park, Doomsday Gun & No Code of Conduct
Red Planet
Sci-Fi. Val Kilmer& Carrie-Anne Moss 2000
A ship is sent to Mars to discover why the algae died (don't ask). A bit long at one and three quarter hours. Comedy rating 0.29
Moral of the story: Don't turn the red planet green.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Men of Honour
A drama. Robert De Niro & Cuba Gooding Jr 2000
The story of the first black US Navy diver. Long at two hours.
Moral of the story: If your stuborn enough you can do almost anything.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Jurassic Park
Action. Sam Neill & Laura Dern 1993
Dinosaurs for fun and profit. I wish they would tell actors how to use a shot gun, before giving them one. Comedy rating 1.5
Moral of the story: Never trust a fat programmer.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Doomsday Gun
True Stories. Frank Langella & Kevin Spacey 1994
The story of Iraq's super gun. Watch the government double dealing. It does vary in detail from other accounts.
Moral of the story: Never trust a fat dictator.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
No Code of Conduct
Action. Sheen & Sheen 1999
A cop story. Plenty of shooting. Comedy rating 0.67
Moral of the story: Never trust a fat cat.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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