Unbreakable, Dungeons & Dragons, Ronin & The Glass Shield
Unbreakable
Thriller. Bruce Willis & Samuel L. Jackson 2000?
A slow start, slow middle & slow end. No plot.
Moral of the story: Some Americans will do anything.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Dungeons & Dragons
Adventure. Justin Whalin & Marlon Wayons 2000?
Star Wars in the Middle Ages. A bit long at 0ne and three quarter hours. Comedy rating 1.1
Moral of the story: A man just can't hang on to his rod.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Ronin
Action. Robert DeNiro & Jean Rene 1997
A heist with complications. Starts out more believable than most. A bit long at two hours. Comedy rating 0.25
Moral of the story: Never kiss your business partner.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
The Glass Shield
Drama. Michael Boatman & Lori Petty 1994
A black rookie cop in an all white sheriff's station. Unfortunately it has no ending. A tiny bit long at one and three quarter hours.
Moral of the story: Can you trust your back up?
Rating: One yawn
Rent it? There are worse
Buy it? No
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
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One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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