29 January 2007

Sideways & Walk the Line

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Sideways

         Comedy? (S). Paul Giamatti & Virginia Madsen 2004

        Two fellows go for a week away in wine country. Exquisitely slow. Comedy rating 1.25

        Moral of the story: I won't drink no fucking merlot.

        Rating: Quite average

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No



Walk the Line         

        Bio. Joaquin Phoenix & Reese Witherspoon 2005

        The first part of Johnny Cash's life. Slow at the start. Long at about two hours.

        Moral of the story: It's tragic when someone turns to gospel.

        Rating: Quite average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No



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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence

The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.


Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it


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