Inside Man & The Da Vinci Code

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

        I'm starting to get pissed off with the continual crap about ' piracy ' at the start of DVDs that you have bought legitimately, sometimes you can't even fast forward through it! Now if you had bought an 'illegal copy ' you would not see this crap. And there is an increasing tendency to put adds for other movies in front of the movie, after you select ' play movie '!

        How much more crap do the distributors think people are willing to put up with?


Inside Man

         Action? (V). Denzel Washington & Jodie Foster 2006

        A bank robbery. Extremely slow.

        Moral of the story: Sometimes there isn't enough plot for a movie.

        Rating: Two yawns

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No



The Da Vinci Code        

        Drama (V). Tom Hanks & Audrey Tautou 2006

        A murder inside the Louvre leads to....... Slow, too much jumping around in time. Some good photography.

        Moral of the story: There is nothing new in the Church of Rome hiding things.

        Rating: Ejected it

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence

The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.


Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it



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