08 January 2007

Down With Love, Raw Deal, The Perfect Storm & Traffic

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Down With Love

         Comedy. Renée Zellweger & Ewan McGregor 2003

        Girl writes book. Boy wants girl. Some good actors in bit parts. Long at one and a half hours. Comedy rating 0.78

        Moral of the story: Make sure my socks are starched.

        Rating: One yawn

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


Raw Deal         

         Action  (V). Arnold Schwarzenegger & Kathryn Harrold  1986

        Arnie gets kicked out of the FBI and then is asked to return unofficially. Slow.

        Moral of the story: Some movies are just too slow at the start.

        Rating: Ejected it

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


The Perfect Storm         

        Drama. George Clooney & Diane Lane 2000

        A fishing boat is caught in a storm. Slow.

        Moral of the story: Another movie too slow at the start.

        Rating: Ejected it

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


Traffic         

        Drama. Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta-Jones  2000

        'this multi-character drama explores the effects of international drug trafficking on all fronts '. Slow.

        Moral of the story: Why are so many movies too slow at the start?

        Rating: Ejected it

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No

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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence

The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.


Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quit average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it



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