30 October 2006

Men in Black & The Presidents Man - Ground Zero

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Men in Black

         Comedy. Tommy Lee Jones & Linda Fiorentino 1997

        A bug kills a king and steals a galaxy. More slime than a snail on heat. Comedy rating 3.75

        Moral of the story: Kill one cockroach and make ten thousand orphans.

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? Yes


The Presidents Man - Ground Zero

         Action. Chuck Norris & Dylan Neal 2001?

        Chuckles takes on Sadam and some terrorists. Obviously made for TV. Some preachiness. Very inaccurate in detail. The bad guys can't shoot. Slow. Not enough mindless violence.

        Moral of the story: Movies should not be directed by people with the same last name as the lead actor.

        Rating: Three yawns

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No




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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.

The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.

Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it



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