Deep Impact, Air Force One & Replicant

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Deep Impact

        Drama. Robert Duval & Tea Leoni 1998

        Skinny reporter breaks the wrong state secret. The US saves half the country. Watch the twin towers fall. Good special effects. Jump factor 1.25. Comedy rating 2.5

        Moral of the story:  Skinny people think everything is big.

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? Yes


Air Force One

        Drama. Harrison Ford & Wendy Crewson 1997

        The President's plane is hijacked. Pure fantasy.

        Moral of the story: Terrorists should be terrified of the President.

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? Yes


Replicant

         Thriller. Jean-Claude Van Damme & Catherine Dent 2001

        Van Damme vs Van Damme. Good at the start, slow in the middle, too long at one and a half hours. Comedy rating 0.94

        Moral of the story: Secret government projects are just as dangerous as picking which Van Damme movie to watch.

        Rating: One yawn

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No





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