27 October 2006

Behind Enemy Lines, Eraserhead & Killer Condom

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Behind Enemy Lines

         Action. Gene Hackman & Owen Wilson 2001

        A naval jet is shot down. Complete fantasy. Slow to start. Some subtitles. Good special effects.

        Moral of the story: Don't trust the French.

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


Eraserhead

        Beyond Weird. Jack Nance & Charlotte Stewart 1977

        No detectable plot.

        Moral of the story: No plot, no moral.

        Rating: Ejected it

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


Killer Condom

        Weird. Marc Richter & Udo Samel 1997

        A C grade move that you just have to see, the title says it all! Subtitles. Comedy Rating 3.43

        Moral of the story: Prevention can be worse than the disease.

        Rating: Average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No




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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.

The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.

Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it



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