30 January 2007

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang & 5 Card Stud

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

         Action? (N). Robert Downey Jr. & Michelle Monaghan 2005

        " A murder mystery brings together a private eye, a struggling actress, and a thief masquerading as an actor. "

        Moral of the story: The narrator should actually know what to say.

        Rating: Ejected it

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No



5 Card Stud   

        Western (V). Dean Martin  & Inger Stevens 1968

        " After a card shark is caught cheating, he is taken out and lynched by the drunkards he was playing against. Soon afterwards, the men who were in the lynch mob start being murdered, one after another; all by hanging. "

        Moral of the story: They used to treat card cheats like terrorists.

        Rating: Ejected it

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence

The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.


Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it


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