Beaches & The Bridge on the River Kwai

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Beaches

        Drama. Bette Midler & John Heard 1988

        Girl meets girl. Slow in the last half.

        Moral of the story: Give a little, take a little.

        Rating: One yawn

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


The Bridge on the River Kwai         

        War (V). William Holden & Alec Guinness 1957

        English prisoners teach the Japanese how to run a labour camp. Complete with a ridiculous American sub plot. Slow and long at two hours and twenty minutes. Comedy rating 0.75

        Moral of the story: The Japanese used British firearms exclusively.

        Rating: One yawn

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No

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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence

The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.


Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it


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This week Truk photos.

Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.