The Fugitive, Director's cut & Half Past Dead

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

The Fugitive, Director's cut

         Action. Harrison Ford & Tommy Lee Jones 1993

        Doctor flees the justice system. Comedy rating 1.32

        Moral of the story: Just wait till they get the bill for the house call!

        Rating: Entertaining

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? Yes


Half Past Dead

         Action. Steven Seagal & Nia Peeples 2002

        Seagal goes undercover in Alcatraz. Slow to start, a bit corny. Unusually for his movies the martial art scenes without him were a bit disjointed. Some gross inaccuracies, but at least the actors were using the SMGs correctly! Better than The Foreigner.

        Moral of the story: Girls always have to show their midriff.

        Rating: Average +

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No



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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.

The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.

Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

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Three yawns

Ejected it



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