Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Species
Sci Fi (N) (S) (V). Marg Helgenberger & Michael Madsen 1995
An attempt to terminate an alien-human hybrid goes wrong.
Moral of the story: Sex is a powerful weapon.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Alien Resurrection
Sci Fi (V). Sigourney Weaver & Ron Perlman 1997
Ripleys are used in cloning experiments. Slow to start. A couple of very touching screens between Ripley and her offspring.
Moral of the story: They fuck you in the test tube.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
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The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -P.J. O'Rourke "
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The Terminator
Sci Fi (V) (S). Arnold Schwarzenegger & Linda Hamilton 1984
Sarah must be saved! Great sound. Good special effects.
Moral of the story: A bunch of punks have no chance against The Governator.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Team America: World Police
Action. Trey Parker & Kristen Miller 2004
' Marionette superheroes fight to end terrorism and put tired celebrities out of their misery. '
Moral of the story: Don't try and copy International rescue!
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -Douglas Casey "
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National Treasure
Adventure. Nicolas Cage & Diane Kruger 2004
' A man sets out to steal a lost fortune '. Slow.
Moral of the story: It's off putting when you don't see either of the two main actors in the first couple of scenes.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
The Devil's Own
Drama (V). Harrison Ford & Brad Pitt 1997
Everyone tries to shaft the IRA. Long, at just under two hours.
Moral of the story: Leave Ireland to the Irish.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -James Bovard "
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Phone Booth
Drama (V). Colin Farrell & Radha Mitchell 2003
A man is trapped in a public phone by a sniper. Slow to start.
Moral of the story: It's unwise to upset ladies of the night.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Entrapment
Drama. Sean Connery & Catherine Zeta-Jones 1999
Thieves outwit each other.
Moral of the story: It's never big enough.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -G Gordon Liddy "
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The Manchurian Candidate
Remake (V). Denzel Washington & Meryl Streep 2004
' An examination of political conspiracy and psychological reconditioning '. Slow to start.
Moral of the story: A movie should grab you within twenty minutes.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Collateral
Drama. Tom Cruise & Jada Pinkett Smith 2004
' A taxi driver is unexpectedly taken on the ride of his life. ' Slow to start.
Moral of the story: There should be at least one interesting scene in the first ten minutes.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Ocean's Twelve
Drama. George Clooney & Catherine Zeta-Jones 2004
Their last victim wants their money back, with interest. Slow. Comedy rating 2.09
Moral of the story: Some things are just way to complicated.
Rating: One yawn
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
The Final Cut
?. Robin Williams & Mira Sorvino 2004
' The story concerns a microchip that is capable of recording a person's entire life. '
Moral of the story: At least one of the first three scenes should be a little interesting.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -G Gordon Liddy "
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American Pie The Wedding
Comedy (N) (S). Jason Biggs & Alyson Hannigan 2003
Hoping to make the wedding day as special as possible for his bride, Jim enlists the help of his friends
. Comedy rating 26.25
Moral of the story: You never know when you will need a Stiffler.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Alien3: The Director's Cut
Sci Fi (V). Sigourney Weaver & Charles S. Dutton 1992
Ripley drops in to an old prison. Slow to start. Long at about two hours.
Moral of the story: Gue must be great!
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -G Gordon Liddy "
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Aliens: The Director's Cut
Sci Fi (V). Sigourney Weaver & Michael Biehn 1986
Ripley goes from being in her undies to.............................. being in her undies. Plenty of gue. Good sound track.
Moral of the story: Beware the company man.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
The Punisher
Action (V) (N). Thomas Jane & Laura Elena Harring 2004
A gangster's sun is killed. Good sound. Comedy rating 0.97
Moral of the story: Revenge is justice.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? It has never happened.
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Man on Fire
Action (V). Denzel Washington & Dakota Fanning 2004
An ex government assassin takes on a body guard job. Slow to start. Some annoying vision and sound. Quite unlike the book. Comedy rating 1.09
Moral of the story: Everything is cheap in Mexico.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Alien: The Director's Cut
Sci Fi (V). Sigourney Weaver & Tom Skerritt 1979
A space ship is diverted to a beacon. Slow. Good sound track. Jump rating 1.58
Moral of the story: Never trust the company.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? It has never happened.
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
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G.I. Jane
Drama (V). Demi Moore & Viggo Mortensen 1997
A US senator decides to play politics over women in the navy. It has a silly combat scene.
Moral of the story: It's good to see the US Navy torture it's own trainees.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
American Pie
Comedy Drama (N) (S). Jason Biggs & Shannon Elizabeth 1999
Teens try to have sex. Comedy rating 6.00
Moral of the story: Apple pie is so good!
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? It has never happened.
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Van Helsing
Drama / Horror (V). Hugh Jackman & Kate Beckinsale 2004
A Count Dracula derivative.
Moral of the story: The church of rome has a lot to answer for.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Mystic River
Drama (V). Sean Penn & Marcia Gay Harden 2003
Three boyhood friends meet again because of a murder. Slow.
Moral of the story: Maybe Clint should stay away from directing.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Speed
Action (V). Keanu Reeves & Sandra Bullock 1994
A Bomber takes a dislike to two policemen. Good sound and special effects. Comedy rating 6.84
Moral of the story: Busses can fly!
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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Witness
Drama (V). Harrison Ford & Kelly McGillis 1985
Cop kills cop. Slow.
Moral of the story: Running away is always an option.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Sweet Home Alabama
Drama?. Reese Witherspoon & Josh Lucas 2002
Standard story no. 73, girl goes to get divorce, girl falls in love with her husband. Slow.
Moral of the story: Art is very subjective.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Evelyn
Drama . Pierce Brosnan & Julianna Margulies 2002
The state steals a man's children. Slow. Comedy rating 1.61
Moral of the story: For justice you need money and luck.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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100 Girls
Comedy (N) (S). Jonathan Tucker & Larisa Oleynik 2000
Boy searches for the girl that rang his bells. Comedy rating 4.67
Moral of the story: Wonderful things happen in blackouts.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
The Dogs of War
Classic (V). Christopher Walken & JoBeth Williams 1980
The story of a mining coup. The sound effects are well done, not over done!
Moral of the story: Occasionally the big guys get shot in the wallet.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Cast a Giant Shadow
Drama (V). Kirk Douglas & Senta Berger 1966
A story of the Israeli War of Independence. Has USA propaganda footage behind the credits. Slow, long.
Moral of the story: Just what do the Americans mean by ' liberty and justice for all '?
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Saturn 3
Sci Fi (N). Farrah Fawcett & Kirk Douglas 1980
The adventures of Hector the homicidal robot on Saturn. Slow.
Moral of the story: Robots are only human.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Thunderbirds
Drama (V). Bill Paxton & Sophia Myles 2004
The Thunderbird kids take on The Hood. Comedy rating 1.00
Moral of the story: There is nothing quite like a pink Roller.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Mad Dog Morgan
True Story (V). Dennis Hopper & Jack Thompson 1976
An Australian gold-digger is pressed into a life of crime.
Moral of the story: Some movies don't age well.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Kill Bill
Action (V). Uma Thurman & David Carradine 2004
The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad try to kill a bride. Annoying sound track, ridiculous special effects and martial arts screens. Comedy rating 0.98. Jump factor 0.49
Moral of the story: Mothers are very, very dangerous.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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Stephen's Snaps
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Kate and Leopold
Comedy. Meg Ryan & Hugh Jackman 2001
Boy comes from the past. Girl does not want to know boy. Comedy rating 1.5
Moral of the story: A leap of faith could set you back hundreds of years.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
The Ring
Horrorific (V). Naomi Watts & Martin Henderson 2002
People keep watching a killer video tape.
Moral of the story: It's always best to make a copy.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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Stephen's Snaps
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
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Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Body Double
Drama (N) (S). Craig Wasson & Melanie Griffith 1984
Actor becomes obsessed with girl. Slow!
Moral of the story: Apparently Melanie Griffith makes a very believable porn star.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Fatal Attraction
Drama (N) (S). Michael Douglas & Glenn Close 1987
Boy and girl have a roll, girl stalks boy. Slow to start.
Moral of the story: It's best not to screw twisted people.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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Stephen's Snaps
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The Siege
Action (V). Denzel Washington & Annette Bening 1998
Terrorists attack New York.
Moral of the story: The CIA cooperates so very well with the FBI.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Enemy of the State
Action (V). Will Smith & Regina King 1998
A congressman is killed because he opposes a security bill. Comedy rating 0.80
Moral of the story: Big brother has big ears, big eyes and big fists.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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Stephen's Snaps
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Pale Rider
Western (V). Clint Eastwood & Carrie Snodgrass 1985
A preacher saves a small mining community. Slow. Good sound.
Moral of the story: They're more powerful in civies.
Rating: One yawn
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
The Jewel of the Nile
Adventure (V) (N). Michael Douglas & Kathleen Turner 1985
Michael follows Kathleen to Egypt? Comedy rating 2.00
Moral of the story: Rich Arabs have nothing on the coyote!
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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Stephen's Snaps
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The Order
Action (V). Jean-Claude Van Damme & Sofia Milos 2001
Jean-Claude plays Indiana Jones. Some good chases.
Moral of the story: Israeli police womans' shirt buttons just can't stay done up.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Gettin' Square
Comedy (S). Sam Worthington, Freya Stafford 2003
Bent cops and robbers. Very slow, picks up at the end. Comedy rating 3.01
Moral of the story: Eating the evidence is a viable alternative.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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Stephen's Snaps
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
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Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The Italian Job
Drama (V). Mark Wahlberg & Charlize Theron 2003
This is not a remake, the plot is completely different. Good boat chase. Comedy rating 1.08
Moral of the story: Only the Americans would make a movie called Italian something and have the main story set in the USA.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
The Good Thief
Drama (N). Nick Nolte, Nutsa Kukhianidze 2003
No discernable plot by the time of abandonment.
Moral of the story: Some movies just shouldn't be.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Rules of Engagement
Drama (V). Tommy Lee Jones & Anne Archer 2000
A US Marine is stabled in the back by diplomats and charged with murder, even though what he did is less ghastly than what the US Army has done in Iraq this year. Slow in the middle. good sound effects.
Moral of the story: There must always be a goat available.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
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The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
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" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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The Italian Job
Classic. Michael Caine & Margaret Blye 1969
The Brits steal from the Italians. Slow. Some good photography. Good chase scene. Comedy rating 0.94
Moral of the story: The Italians are so wet.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Fantasy. Daniel Radcliffe & Emma Watson 2004
Harry has a fun time with his family before returning to Hogwarts, as usual. Deviates from the book somewhat. Some good visual effects. Comedy rating 0.75
Moral of the story: Differences can be interesting.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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" In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant "
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Starship Troopers 2
Sc Fi. (V) (N). Richard Burgi & Kelly Carlson 2004
Sc Fi war movie. Lots of bad tactics. Some good sound effects.
Moral of the story: C.S.I. does not have a monopoly on interesting insects.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
K-9: P.I.
Comedy (V). James Belushi, King & Kim Huffman 2002
Dooley & Jerry Lee retire. Comedy rating 4.38
Moral of the story: Poodles are all show.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
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One yawn
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Ejected it
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" If you can't convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman "
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National Lampoon's Vacation
Comedy (N). Chevy Chase & Beverly D'Angelo 1983
Chevy goes to WallyWorld. Comedy rating 2.81
Moral of the story: Car salesmen are just as honest as politicians.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Intolerable Cruelty
Comedy. George Clooney & Catherine Zeta-Jones 2003
Divorce, followed by divorce, followed by divorce. Terrible start. Slow all the way through. Comedy rating 1.81
Moral of the story: Love always has you by the balls.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
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The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
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Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
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One yawn
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Three yawns
Ejected it
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" If you can't convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman "
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Double Jeopardy
Drama (S). Ashley Judd & Tommy Lee Jones 1999
Ashley is convicted of murdering her husband. Some great photography. Comedy rating 0.57
Moral of the story: The Stars and Strips just attracts trouble.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Something's Gotta Give
Comedy (N). Jack Nicholson & Diane Keaton 2003
Boy goes out with girl's daughter. Largely predictable, but not slow. " I saw her in her bedroom, I was looking for the kitchen. " Comedy rating 3.29
Moral of the story: If you can climb the stairs, you can.................
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
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The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
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Entertaining
Average
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One yawn
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Three yawns
Ejected it
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" If you can't convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman "
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America's Sweethearts
Comedy. Julia Roberts & Billy Crystal 2001
A movie studio tries to patch up a two actors' marriage, for the press. Slow. Comedy rating 2.00
Moral of the story: Some Americans will laugh at anything.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
My Best Friend's Wedding
Comedy. Julia Roberts & Dermot Mulroney 1997
Girl sets out to stop her friend from marrying someone else. Comedy rating 3.00
Moral of the story: You can't catch a sports car in a bread van.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
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The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
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Entertaining
Average
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One yawn
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Three yawns
Ejected it
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" If you can't convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman "
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Classic (V). Graham Chapman & John Cleese 1974
Like everyone King Arthur is harassed by the French. Slow in the middle and early end. Comedy rating 2.67
Moral of the story: Be very careful around rabbits.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Tempe Tip
Comedy. Jason Donovan & Helen Dallimore 2001
A family buys an old house. Comedy rating 8.33
Moral of the story: Beware the renters.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
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The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
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Eye popper
Entertaining
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One yawn
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Three yawns
Ejected it
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" If you can't convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman "
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
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Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Twister
Drama. Helen Hunt & Bill Paxton 1996
A bunch of people chasing tornados. Good special effects and great sound track. Comedy rating 1.32
Moral of the story: Cows fly backwards.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Jaws
Classic. Roy Scheider & Lorraine Gary 1975
Shark attacks swimmers. Enjoy the fashions. Comedy rating 0.35. Jump factor 0.93
Moral of the story: Mayors are the same all over the world.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes?
Finding Nemo
Cartoon. 2003
A clown fish is kidnaped by a dentist. Comedy rating 1.51
Moral of the story: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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One yawn
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Three yawns
Ejected it
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Legally Blonde
Comedy. Reese Witherspoon & Luke Wilson 2001
Standard plot number 56. Girl gets dumped by boy, girl follows boy. Comedy rating 2.14
Moral of the story: The US legal system is seriously flawed.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Chasers
Comedy. Erika Eleniak & Tom Berenger 1994
Two sailors have trouble holding on to one girl. Comedy rating 0.29
Moral of the story: You just can't keep a good girl down.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes?
K-911
Comedy. James Belushi, Mac & Christine Tucci 1999
Dooley & Jerry Lee get new partners. Comedy rating 4.00
Moral of the story: Old dogs are very good with old tricks, be prepared.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
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Entertaining
Average
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One yawn
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Three yawns
Ejected it
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" We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -Agnes Repplier "
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Miss Congeniality
Comedy. Sandra Bullock & Benjamin Bratt 2000
Sandra goes undercover as a beauty contestant. Comedy rating 6.32
Moral of the story: Beware of the crown.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Love Actually
Comedy. Hugh Grant & Emma Thompson 2003
Many standard romantic comedy plots that are kinda, sorta related. Slow and long at two and a quarter hours. Good ending. Comedy rating 4.22
Moral of the story: Every one hates the US president.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes?
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One yawn
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Three yawns
Ejected it
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" We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -Agnes Repplier "
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Dreamcatcher
Thriller. Thomas Jane & Damian Lewis 2003
Alien in the snow. Comedy rating 0.91
Moral of the story: Every story should have the hook at the beginning.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Maid in Manhattan
Comedy. Jennifer Lopez & Christopher Eigeman 2002
Pretty woman for hotel staff. Comedy rating -1.00
Moral of the story: Every one deserves a second chance.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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One yawn
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Ejected it
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The Silence of the Lambs
Thriller. Jodie Foster & Anthony Hopkins 1991
A soon to be FBI agent is sent to talk to a serial killer, about murder.
Moral of the story: I'm having an old friend for dinner.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
The Life of Brian
Classic. Graham Chapman & Susan Jones 1979
Three wise men follow a star, then change their mind. Comedy rating 12.00
Moral of the story: He's just a naughty boy.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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Ejected it
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When Harry Met Sally
Comedy. Billy Crystal & Meg Ryan 1989
Boy meets girl. Boy meets girl. Boy meets girl. Comedy rating 2.5
Moral of the story: It's best to have it on the side.
Rating: Quite Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Two Weeks Notice
Comedy. Sandra Bullock & Hugh Grant 2002
Standard plot # 75. Girl hates boy. Boy hires girl. Comedy rating 6.29
Moral of the story: Developers will screw you.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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The Bachelor
Comedy? Chris O'Donnell & Renée Zellweger 1999
Standard romantic comedy plot # 5. Boy meets girl, boy proposes to girl, girl tells boy to f.....off. Slow at just under 2 hours. Comedy rating 1.67
Moral of the story: many US brides are very opinionated.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Fantasy. Sean Astin & Miranda Otto 2003
Frodo stumbles on. Still no Tom. Comedy rating 1.05
Moral of the story: Bow to no one.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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One yawn
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Three yawns
Ejected it
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Gangs of New York
Drama? Leonardo Di Caprio & Cameron Diaz 2002
The story of ' native ' New Yorkers and immigrants. Good story, but the movie should be half as long. Slow!
Moral of the story: Never trust a movie review.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Action. Drew Barrymore & Demi Moore 2003
Slow. This movie seemed much longer than it actually was. Some ridiculous scenes. It's as if they tried too hard to be funny. Comedy rating 1.14
Moral of the story: Demi Moore is as good as three others.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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Ejected it
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Secretary
Comedy. Maggie Gyllenhaal & James Spader 2002
The ups and downs of a new secretary. Long at just under two hours. Comedy rating 1.81
Moral of the story: Yellow socks are a warning sign.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Notting Hill
Comedy. Julia Roberts & Hugh Grant 1999
Boy meets girl. Girl teases boy. Girl leaves boy. Slow in the middle. Comedy rating 12.00
Moral of the story: Some of the best philosophers are Welshmen named Spike.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
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One yawn
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Three yawns
Ejected it
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" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt "
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