03 December 2006

Helen of Troy, Deadly Drifter & Blue Steel

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Helen of Troy

        Epic (V). Sienna Guillory & Matthew Marsden 2003

        The old story: Girl sees the image of the love of her life in a puddle, then tries to save herself for him. A bit slow. Long at 4 hours.

        Moral of the story: The Greeks and the Trojan's really needed bras.

        Rating: Average

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? No


Deadly Drifter

        ? (N) (V). Peter Coyote & Gail Dartez 1982

        Two decades in the life of a traveling mercenary.

        Moral of the story: Your either part of the plot or part of the anti plot.

        Rating: Ejected it

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


Blue Steel

        Drama (V) (S). Jamie Lee Curtis  & Ron Silver  1990

        A cop comes across an armed robbery on her first day.

        Moral of the story: Be aware of what's in your bathroom.

        Rating: Eye popper

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence

The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.


Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quit average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it


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