Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Secretary
Comedy. Maggie Gyllenhaal & James Spader 2002
The ups and downs of a new secretary. Long at just under two hours. Comedy rating 1.81
Moral of the story: Yellow socks are a warning sign.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Notting Hill
Comedy. Julia Roberts & Hugh Grant 1999
Boy meets girl. Girl teases boy. Girl leaves boy. Slow in the middle. Comedy rating 12.00
Moral of the story: Some of the best philosophers are Welshmen named Spike.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt "
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Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Sister Act
Comedy. Whoopi Goldberg & Harvey Keitel 1992
Mobster's moll hides in a convent. Comedy rating 9.64
Moral of the story: The Pope prefers popular music in church.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Out for a Kill
Action. Steven Seagal & Michelle Goh 2003
Steven's wife is killed. Corny. A Chinese co production. Unfortunately it has some silly Chinese style special effects. Probably the worst Seagal move ever.
Moral of the story: The triads leave clues to the HQs on their member's arms!
Rating: One yawn
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Unclassifiable. George Clooney & John Turturro 2000
A criminal road movie. Slow to start and in the middle. A bit long at one and three quarter hours. Full of corny jokes and bad singing. Comedy rating 2.57
Moral of the story: The KKK are really good at line dancing.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? Yes?
Buy it? No
Predator
Action. Arnold Schwarzenegger & Carl Weathers 1987
Arnie runs around the jungle with unlimited ammunition. Good sound and special effects. The music track is a little loud.
Moral of the story: Arnie always has to show his muscles.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The Fugitive, Director's cut
Action. Harrison Ford & Tommy Lee Jones 1993
Doctor flees the justice system. Comedy rating 1.32
Moral of the story: Just wait till they get the bill for the house call!
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Half Past Dead
Action. Steven Seagal & Nia Peeples 2002
Seagal goes undercover in Alcatraz. Slow to start, a bit corny. Unusually for his movies the martial art scenes without him were a bit disjointed. Some gross inaccuracies, but at least the actors were using the SMGs correctly! Better than The Foreigner.
Moral of the story: Girls always have to show their midriff.
Rating: Average +
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
While You Were Sleeping
Comedy. Sandra Bullock & Bill Pullman 1995
Girl falls in live with a man who becomes comatose. Comedy rating 6.29
Moral of the story: It's better in Latin. Cause then you can't understand it.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Braveheart
Action. Mel Gibson & Sophie Marceau 1995
Part of the story of English treachery in Scotland. Comedy rating 1.83
Moral of the story: What do you have, if you don't have freedom?
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Blood Work
Crime. Clint Eastwood & Wanda De Jesus 2002
Clint hunts for a murderer against doctor's orders. Slow. Comedy rating 0.56
Moral of the story: As every parent knows, no one did it.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Daredevil
Action. Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner 2003
Standard comic type plot. Slow, slow, slow.
Moral of the story: Corn is best served in flakes.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Who Dares Wins
Classic. Lewis Collins & Judy Davis 1982
The SAS take on some terrorists. Not overplayed like many american movies.
Moral of the story: They have plenty of time.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Apocalypse Now Redux
Classic. Martin Sheen & Samuel Bottoms 2001
A Captain is sent to kill a Colonel. Some great photography. Good sound. A little long at approximately three and a half hours.
Moral of the story: Bomb them all.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
