Batman Returns & Eragon

Stephen's Short Video Reviews

Batman Returns

        Action (V). Michael Keaton & Michelle Pfeiffer 1992

        The Penguin wants Shreck.

        Moral of the story: Michelle Pfeiffer looks best in a cat suit.

        Rating: Ejected it

        Rent it? No

        Buy it? No


Eragon

         Fantasy (V). Edward Speleers & Sienna Guillory 2006

        Anne McCaffrey meets Star Wars.

        Moral of the story: Don't interfere with the Princes.

        Rating: Eye popper

        Rent it? Yes

        Buy it? Yes


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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence

The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.


Ratings in descending order:

Eye popper

Entertaining

Average

Quite average

One yawn

Two yawns

Three yawns

Ejected it


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