Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The Aviator
Biography (V). Leonardo DiCaprio & Cate Blanchett 2004
Howard Hughes'story. Slow in places. Very long at 2 hours and 50 minutes.
Moral of the story: It's all in the rivets.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? Yes?
Buy it? No
The Castle
Comedy. Michael Caton & Anne Tenney 1997
A families house is compulsorily resumed. Very slow. Comedy rating 2.6
Moral of the story: Sometimes the plot lets the premise down.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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American Pie 5: The Naked Mile
Comedy (N) (S) (V). Candace Kroslak & Steve Talley 2006
Stifler's cousin kills his grand mother. Slow in the middle. Comedy rating 4.00
Moral of the story: You should always be careful with your weapon.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Bounce
Drama. Ben Affleck & Gwyneth Paltrow 2000
' A man switches plane tickets with another man who dies in that plane in a crash. The man falls in love with the deceased one's wife. ' Slow.
Moral of the story: Be careful where you stick your ticket.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
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Stephen's Short Video Reviews
American Pie Presents Band Camp
Comedy (N). Tad Hilgenbrink & Arielle Kebbel 2005
Stifler Jnr goes to band camp. Comedy rating 4.67
Moral of the story: Band camp's not the same without Alyson.
Rating: One yawn
Rent it? No?
Buy it? No
Mean Girls
Comedy. Lindsay Lohan & Tim Meadows 2004
New girl at school meets many bitches. A little long at one and a half hours. Comedy rating 6.33
Moral of the story: Not all nipples are equal.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France either. -Jay Leno "
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Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Batman Returns
Action (V). Michael Keaton & Michelle Pfeiffer 1992
The Penguin wants Shreck.
Moral of the story: Michelle Pfeiffer looks best in a cat suit.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Eragon
Fantasy (V). Edward Speleers & Sienna Guillory 2006
Anne McCaffrey meets Star Wars.
Moral of the story: Don't interfere with the Princes.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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It's only unethical if you get caught.
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Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Firewall
Drama (V). Harrison Ford & Virginia Madsen 2006
Harrison's home is invaded and his family held hostage. Very annoying music in the opening credits.
Moral of the story: A banker will stab you in the back.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Along Came a Spider
Drama (V). Morgan Freeman & Monica Potter 2001
A kidnap. With a good hook, right at the start.
Moral of the story: The girl has to die.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people! -Conan O'Brien "
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