Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Blind Date
Comedy. Kim Basinger & Bruce Willis 1987
Bruce needs a date for a business dinner. Slow to start. Comedy rating 6.33
Moral of the story: Don't bare your bum to Rambo.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Just Like Heaven
Comedy. Reese Witherspoon & Mark Ruffalo 2005
Reese has a fight with a semi. Slow towards the end. Comedy rating 1.27
Moral of the story: The kiss will do it every time.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The Alibi
Comedy. Jerry O'Connell & Deborah Kara Unger 2006
A man runs an alibi service for adulterous husbands.
Moral of the story: Emotionless movies don't work.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
The Wrong Man
Drama (V). Josh Hartnett & Lucy Liu 2006
Mistaken identity in a gang war.
Moral of the story: No matter how many good actors are thrown into a movie, it don't always work.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
The Sentinel
Drama (V). Michael Douglas & Kim Basinger 2006
A plot to kill the president. Slow to start.
Moral of the story: There's always a dick behind the problem.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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And the RSS feed is http://feeds.feedburner.com/ShortMovieReviews
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Stephen's Snaps
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Updated regularly.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Man About Town
Drama. Ben Affleck & Rebecca Romijn 2006
Wife has an affair with husband's client.
Moral of the story: Even John Cleese can't save some movies.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Deja Vu
Sci Fi (V). Denzel Washington & Paula Patton 2006
Denzel tries to stop a ferry exploding.
Moral of the story: The feral government is not the only agency revising history.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
The video review repository is at http://videorev.blogspot.com/
And the RSS feed is http://feeds.feedburner.com/ShortMovieReviews
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Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Updated regularly.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Rumour Has It...
Comedy. Jennifer Aniston & Kevin Costner 2006
Girl goes looking for her possible father. Comedy Rating 2.81
Moral of the story: Girls in the same family often like the same thing.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes?
Buy it? No
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Fantasy (V). Daniel Radcliffe & Emma Watson 2007
The Minister of Magic begins to behave like Howard. Comedy Rating 1.44
Moral of the story: Good can triumph over government.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
The video review repository is at http://videorev.blogspot.com/
And the RSS feed is http://feeds.feedburner.com/ShortMovieReviews
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Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Updated regularly.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Action (V) . Orlando Bloom & Keira Knightley 2006
The company stops the wedding and gaols the bride and groom. Comedy Rating 1.5
Moral of the story: Multinationals have always wanted it all.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
The Family Stone
Drama. Claire Danes & Dermot Mulroney 2005
Girl meets boy's family at xmas. Comedy Rating 1.46
Moral of the story: Some movies are just pointless.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
The video review repository is at http://videorev.blogspot.com/
And the RSS feed is http://feeds.feedburner.com/ShortMovieReviews
. . . . . .
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Updated regularly.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Action (V) . Johnny Depp & Keira Knightley 2003
Pirates kidnap the governor's daughter. A little slow at just over two hours. Comedy Rating 1.79
Moral of the story: The English are quick to slap on the irons.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Educating Rita
Drama . Michael Caine & Julie Walters 1983
A wife decides to educate herself rather than breed. Slow. No bursar buggering here. Comedy Rating 1.66
Moral of the story: There must be a better song.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
The video review repository is at http://videorev.blogspot.com/
And the RSS feed is http://feeds.feedburner.com/ShortMovieReviews
. . . . . .
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Updated regularly.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The World's Fastest Indian
Biography . Anthony Hopkins & Tessa Mitchell 2005
The life story of New Zealander Burt Munro. Slow!
Moral of the story: Even Anthony Hopkins has trouble with New Zealand accents.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Casino Royale
Action (V). Daniel Craig & Eva Green 2006
More ridiculousness. The Dialog is too soft in comparison to the rest of the sound track. Long at two and a quarter hours.
Moral of the story: Sir Sean Connery is the best!
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? Yes?
Buy it? No
. . . . . . .
(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
The video review repository is at http://videorev.blogspot.com/
And the RSS feed is http://feeds.feedburner.com/ShortMovieReviews
. . . . . .
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Updated regularly.
