Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Species
Sci Fi (N) (S) (V). Marg Helgenberger & Michael Madsen 1995
An attempt to terminate an alien-human hybrid goes wrong.
Moral of the story: Sex is a powerful weapon.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Alien Resurrection
Sci Fi (V). Sigourney Weaver & Ron Perlman 1997
Ripleys are used in cloning experiments. Slow to start. A couple of very touching screens between Ripley and her offspring.
Moral of the story: They fuck you in the test tube.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -P.J. O'Rourke "
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The Terminator
Sci Fi (V) (S). Arnold Schwarzenegger & Linda Hamilton 1984
Sarah must be saved! Great sound. Good special effects.
Moral of the story: A bunch of punks have no chance against The Governator.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Team America: World Police
Action. Trey Parker & Kristen Miller 2004
' Marionette superheroes fight to end terrorism and put tired celebrities out of their misery. '
Moral of the story: Don't try and copy International rescue!
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -Douglas Casey "
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
National Treasure
Adventure. Nicolas Cage & Diane Kruger 2004
' A man sets out to steal a lost fortune '. Slow.
Moral of the story: It's off putting when you don't see either of the two main actors in the first couple of scenes.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
The Devil's Own
Drama (V). Harrison Ford & Brad Pitt 1997
Everyone tries to shaft the IRA. Long, at just under two hours.
Moral of the story: Leave Ireland to the Irish.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -James Bovard "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Phone Booth
Drama (V). Colin Farrell & Radha Mitchell 2003
A man is trapped in a public phone by a sniper. Slow to start.
Moral of the story: It's unwise to upset ladies of the night.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Entrapment
Drama. Sean Connery & Catherine Zeta-Jones 1999
Thieves outwit each other.
Moral of the story: It's never big enough.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -G Gordon Liddy "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The Manchurian Candidate
Remake (V). Denzel Washington & Meryl Streep 2004
' An examination of political conspiracy and psychological reconditioning '. Slow to start.
Moral of the story: A movie should grab you within twenty minutes.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Collateral
Drama. Tom Cruise & Jada Pinkett Smith 2004
' A taxi driver is unexpectedly taken on the ride of his life. ' Slow to start.
Moral of the story: There should be at least one interesting scene in the first ten minutes.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Ocean's Twelve
Drama. George Clooney & Catherine Zeta-Jones 2004
Their last victim wants their money back, with interest. Slow. Comedy rating 2.09
Moral of the story: Some things are just way to complicated.
Rating: One yawn
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
The Final Cut
?. Robin Williams & Mira Sorvino 2004
' The story concerns a microchip that is capable of recording a person's entire life. '
Moral of the story: At least one of the first three scenes should be a little interesting.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -G Gordon Liddy "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
American Pie The Wedding
Comedy (N) (S). Jason Biggs & Alyson Hannigan 2003
Hoping to make the wedding day as special as possible for his bride, Jim enlists the help of his friends
. Comedy rating 26.25
Moral of the story: You never know when you will need a Stiffler.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Alien3: The Director's Cut
Sci Fi (V). Sigourney Weaver & Charles S. Dutton 1992
Ripley drops in to an old prison. Slow to start. Long at about two hours.
Moral of the story: Gue must be great!
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -G Gordon Liddy "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Aliens: The Director's Cut
Sci Fi (V). Sigourney Weaver & Michael Biehn 1986
Ripley goes from being in her undies to.............................. being in her undies. Plenty of gue. Good sound track.
Moral of the story: Beware the company man.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
The Punisher
Action (V) (N). Thomas Jane & Laura Elena Harring 2004
A gangster's sun is killed. Good sound. Comedy rating 0.97
Moral of the story: Revenge is justice.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? It has never happened.
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
