Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Plato's Run
Action (V). Gary Busey & Roy Scheider 1997
Someone escapes from somewhere.
Moral of the story: Don't get stuck in your own minefield.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Triggermen
Drama (V). Pete Postlethwaite & Claire Forlani 2002
" A pair of professional killers and are hired to execute one of the major figures in organized crime. "
Moral of the story: The initial plot direction should be obvious shortly after the start of the movie.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Bewitched
Comedy. Nicole Kidman & Will Ferrell 2005
A young witch becomes an actress. Very slow. Comedy Rating 1.80
Moral of the story: Pussies can be cute.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
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One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -Mark Twain "
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Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Once Upon a Time in the West
?. Charles Bronson & Claudia Cardinale 1968
" A revenge story becomes an epic contemplation of the Western past. " Incredibly slow start.
Moral of the story: Something should happen in the first eight minutes of a movie.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
The Juror
Drama (V) (N). Demi Moore & Alec Baldwin 1996
A juror is threatened. Slow to start. Long at nearly two hours.
Moral of the story: Never volunteer.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quit average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -Mark Twain "
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Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Street Crimes
Drama (V). Phillip Day & Patricia Zehentmayr 1992
A cop opens up a youth center .
Moral of the story: Elastic jeans look really funny.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
2001: A Space Odyssey
Sci Fi. Keir Dullea & Gary Lockwood 1968
Based on Arthur C. Clarke's story The Sentinel . Very slow.
Moral of the story: The fast forward button is powerful!
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Body Heat
Drama (S). Kathleen Turner & William Hurt 1981
Boy meets married girl.
Moral of the story: People just don't think clearly when it's up.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quit average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -Voltaire "
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Helen of Troy
Epic (V). Sienna Guillory & Matthew Marsden 2003
The old story: Girl sees the image of the love of her life in a puddle, then tries to save herself for him. A bit slow. Long at 4 hours.
Moral of the story: The Greeks and the Trojan's really needed bras.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
Deadly Drifter
? (N) (V). Peter Coyote & Gail Dartez 1982
Two decades in the life of a traveling mercenary.
Moral of the story: Your either part of the plot or part of the anti plot.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Blue Steel
Drama (V) (S). Jamie Lee Curtis & Ron Silver 1990
A cop comes across an armed robbery on her first day.
Moral of the story: Be aware of what's in your bathroom.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quit average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it If it keeps moving, regulate it.And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan "
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Blunt: The Fourth Man
Docudrama. Ian Richardson & Michael Williams 1986
In 1951, Blunt sells out his country by helping turncoat British spy Donald MacLean escape to Moscow.
Moral of the story: Your watertight in the water closet.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Comedy. Renée Zellweger & Colin Firth 2004
Boy and girl are having fun, girl breaks up with boy, girl breaks up with boy. Comedy rating 3.00
Moral of the story: Renée looks much better as Jones.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quit average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it If it keeps moving, regulate it.And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
All The Queen's Men
War (V). Matt LeBlanc & Eddie Izzard 2001
Cross dressing spies try to capture an Enigma machine during WWII. All the more stupid because the allies had already acquired an Enigma code machine before WWII.
Moral of the story: Edward Fox must have been hard up, otherwise why appear in such a bad movie.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Troy
Epic (V). Brad Pitt & Diane Kruger 2004
An Ancient Greek tail. Annoying sound track.
Moral of the story: Divorce is much simpler now.
Rating: Ejected it
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
The Interpreter
Drama (V). Nicole Kidman & Sean Penn 2005
A UN interpreter hears something she shouldn't. Slow. Long at over two hours. Good sound effects .
Moral of the story: Words beat bullets, or do they?
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? Yes?
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quit average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it If it keeps moving, regulate it.And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Body of Evidence
Drama (S) (V). Madonna & Willem Dafoe 1993
Lawyer tries to help innocent girl tried for killing her boy friend.
Moral of the story: Sex can be very interesting.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Miss Congeniality 2
Drama (V). Sandra Bullock & Diedrich Bader 2005
Miss United States is kidnaped. Slow for the first half. Comedy rating 3.13
Moral of the story: Sometimes the FBI is not listening!
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
. . . . . . . .
(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quit average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it If it keeps moving, regulate it.And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
