Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Legally Blonde
Comedy. Reese Witherspoon & Luke Wilson 2001
Standard plot number 56. Girl gets dumped by boy, girl follows boy. Comedy rating 2.14
Moral of the story: The US legal system is seriously flawed.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Chasers
Comedy. Erika Eleniak & Tom Berenger 1994
Two sailors have trouble holding on to one girl. Comedy rating 0.29
Moral of the story: You just can't keep a good girl down.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes?
K-911
Comedy. James Belushi, Mac & Christine Tucci 1999
Dooley & Jerry Lee get new partners. Comedy rating 4.00
Moral of the story: Old dogs are very good with old tricks, be prepared.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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Miss Congeniality
Comedy. Sandra Bullock & Benjamin Bratt 2000
Sandra goes undercover as a beauty contestant. Comedy rating 6.32
Moral of the story: Beware of the crown.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Love Actually
Comedy. Hugh Grant & Emma Thompson 2003
Many standard romantic comedy plots that are kinda, sorta related. Slow and long at two and a quarter hours. Good ending. Comedy rating 4.22
Moral of the story: Every one hates the US president.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes?
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -Agnes Repplier "
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Dreamcatcher
Thriller. Thomas Jane & Damian Lewis 2003
Alien in the snow. Comedy rating 0.91
Moral of the story: Every story should have the hook at the beginning.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Maid in Manhattan
Comedy. Jennifer Lopez & Christopher Eigeman 2002
Pretty woman for hotel staff. Comedy rating -1.00
Moral of the story: Every one deserves a second chance.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt "
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The Silence of the Lambs
Thriller. Jodie Foster & Anthony Hopkins 1991
A soon to be FBI agent is sent to talk to a serial killer, about murder.
Moral of the story: I'm having an old friend for dinner.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
The Life of Brian
Classic. Graham Chapman & Susan Jones 1979
Three wise men follow a star, then change their mind. Comedy rating 12.00
Moral of the story: He's just a naughty boy.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt "
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
When Harry Met Sally
Comedy. Billy Crystal & Meg Ryan 1989
Boy meets girl. Boy meets girl. Boy meets girl. Comedy rating 2.5
Moral of the story: It's best to have it on the side.
Rating: Quite Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
Two Weeks Notice
Comedy. Sandra Bullock & Hugh Grant 2002
Standard plot # 75. Girl hates boy. Boy hires girl. Comedy rating 6.29
Moral of the story: Developers will screw you.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt "
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Stephen's Snaps
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The Bachelor
Comedy? Chris O'Donnell & Renée Zellweger 1999
Standard romantic comedy plot # 5. Boy meets girl, boy proposes to girl, girl tells boy to f.....off. Slow at just under 2 hours. Comedy rating 1.67
Moral of the story: many US brides are very opinionated.
Rating: Quite average
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Fantasy. Sean Astin & Miranda Otto 2003
Frodo stumbles on. Still no Tom. Comedy rating 1.05
Moral of the story: Bow to no one.
Rating: Eye popper
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Stephen's Short Video Reviews
Gangs of New York
Drama? Leonardo Di Caprio & Cameron Diaz 2002
The story of ' native ' New Yorkers and immigrants. Good story, but the movie should be half as long. Slow!
Moral of the story: Never trust a movie review.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Action. Drew Barrymore & Demi Moore 2003
Slow. This movie seemed much longer than it actually was. Some ridiculous scenes. It's as if they tried too hard to be funny. Comedy rating 1.14
Moral of the story: Demi Moore is as good as three others.
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
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The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
The length of a video, if stated, is the length quoted on the ' box ' and may not correspond with the actual length.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
. . . . . .
" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt "
http://www.ebearweb.net
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
This week Gerbra & Rose photos.
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
