Stephen's Short Video Reviews
2010: The Year We Make Contact
Classic. Roy Scheider & Helen Mirren 1984
A joint American-Soviet space expedition is sent to Jupiter to learn what happened to the Discovery
. Slow.
Moral of the story: Reason? "There's no TIME to be reasonable!"
Rating: Two yawns
Rent it?No
Buy it? No
It Came From the Sky
Drama? Yasmin Bleeth & Christopher Lloyd 1999
" This movie is a very compelling love story that is hidden underneath the stress of raising a child who has mental instability ". Strange and slow.
Moral of the story: "You've just got to take it off. "
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Under Suspicion
Drama (S) (V). Liam Neeson & Laura San Giacomo 1992
A husband and a wife are killed. Long at just over one and a half hours.
Moral of the story: Beware the spouse.
Rating: Entertaining
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? Yes
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
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Stephen's Short Video Reviews
The Wicker Man
Drama (V). Nicolas Cage & Ellen Burstyn 2006
A girl goes missing. Slow.
Moral of the story: You can't trust women in packs.
Rating: One yawn
Rent it?Yes
Buy it? No, look for the original
Steel Magnolias
Drama. Sally Field & Dolly Parton 1989
I'd say it was slow, but the plot took more than an hour to take shape.
Moral of the story: Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin' across your face.
Rating: Three yawns
Rent it? No
Buy it? No
Tequila Sunrise
Drama (S). Mel Gibson & Michelle Pfeiffer 1988
The feds create a love triangle. Slow and long at nearly two hours. Comedy rating 1.05
Moral of the story: Cat woman always gets her man.
Rating: Average
Rent it? Yes
Buy it? No
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(N) Nudity, (S) Sex scenes, (V) Violence
The opinions expressed here are just that, opinions.
Ratings in descending order:
Eye popper
Entertaining
Average
Quite average
One yawn
Two yawns
Three yawns
Ejected it
The video review repository is at http://videorev.blogspot.com/
And the RSS feed is http://feeds.feedburner.com/ShortMovieReviews
. . . . . .
Stephen's Snaps
http://photo.ebearweb.net/
Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.
Updated regularly.
